Michael Jackson is Still Alive

28 07 2009

Today on my birthday, 28th of July i.e. exactly a month before Michael’s on 28th of August, I would like to inform the whole world that MJ isn’t dead and never will be as he will live in our hearts forever as the ‘King of Pop’. I don’t know about others but when I heard the news about MJ’s death on 25th June, I passed it as a rumour/media gimmick. How could have I believed something so insane and uncalled for. I couldn’t have let him go without seeing him in real as that’s what I wanted to do since I was a toddler. I grew up looking at his posters and listening to his music. I clearly remember it was 1989 and I was 3 years old when my parents started taking me to school’s in Delhi for admissions, they took me to the best of school’s in Delhi including D.P.S. , St.Columba’s, Modern, Sardar Patel Vidyalaya, Army Public School and a few others. I got through all of them except Sardar Patel Vidyalaya as I didn’t want go to the same school where my brother used to go. Out of the 10 most prestigious school’s in Delhi I chose St.Michael’s as I always thought that it was founded by Michael Jackson thus I’ll get to meet my idol. Little did I know that it was not named after MJ but instead Saint Michael( the only archangel named in the Bible as recognized by both Jews and Christians.

Years passed and as I grew up, I got to know that Saint Michael’s is where I study and MJ is never be coming to our school to meet us. I felt sad but still never gave up on my hero as I know there will be a day when I’ll get to see him performing. Soon the day came when I got to know that MJ is coming to perform in India it was 1992 and I was 7 years old. I was thrilled to hear the news, according to the tour Itinerary he was supposed to perform in Bombay(Mumbai) so I convinced my parents to take me their for his show. When the day was finally approaching, I was left heart broken yet again as the tour got cancelled due to security issue/drugs scandal. After this day,I really lost hope that Michael would like to come to India again. But that day came and he did visit India in 1996 and here is the complete account of it :

The King of Pop himself Michael Jackson came to India as a part of History Tour in the year 1996. This was his first and the only visit to India.
Michael was supposed to come for a concert as a part of World Tour much before 1996 but it got cancelled due to some unknown reasons. MJ (Michael Jackson) made a 2 day visit to Mumbai, India

Arrival
Nevertheless, the day was 30th October, 1996. MJ arrived at Sahar Airport (now known as Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport), Mumbai wearing his usual Red Jacket, Black shades and the Hat. He was welcomed in an Traditional Indian Ceremony by Bollywood Actress Sonali Bendre by performing ‘Aarti puja’ and applying ‘Tilak’ on his forehead. Sonali Bendre was wearing the iconic 9 yards long Orange coloured Maharashtrian Saree.

Along with Sonali was Politician Raj Thackeray and her daughter. At that time Shiv Sena- BJP alliance was at an all time high. Shiv Udyog Sena (former part of Shiv Sena) claimed the responsibility for the whole tour. From his security, accommodation upto his concert. It was known Shiv Sena was forcibly making them leaders of this event.
Michael was overwhelmed with the reception according to the onlookers present at the airport.

Michael’s first words
"I am very happy to be here in India … in support of charity"

Dancing with Roadside dancers
MJ was then escorted out under heavy security, there were 20 cars in front and behind taking him to his next destination. While on his way, Michael was amused by roadside fans that had lined up along the highway. MJ asked to stop the car, he got out from his Toyota and putting his security aside interacted with lezim dancers (Lezim is a popular folk dance form of Maharashtra. Lezim is performed using wooden mallets with dancers in colorful costumes)

MJ even danced few steps along with them. Michael was seen picking few children up in his arms hugging and kissing them.

Met Bal Thackeray ?
Michael then proceeded his way to residence of Shiv Sena head, Bal Thackeray at Matushree in Bandra East. Bal Thackeray himself gifted MJ the traditional Indian Musical instruments the ‘silver tabla‘ and ‘tanpura‘.
MJ signed his autograph on the wall in bathroom he used at Bal Thackeray’s residence. Mr. Bal Thackeray have kept that signature intact and shows it to everyone. He is very proud of it.

Stay at Oberoi Hotel
Jackson was accommodated at The Oberoi Hotel. There was already a huge rush present at the hotel. Jackson was seen freely mingling with fans. Hotel staff claimed that he was very friendly, blowing kisses to his fans and shook hands with everyone he met with a smile on his face.
The Oberoi Hotel staff made sure everything and anything that MJ liked was given to him. MJ loved the Indian festivities, The Kohinoor Suite he was staying at was decorated with confetti, flowers, balloons and lights.

Jackson asked for a Poolside Party
Michael Jackson himself requested a poolside party at Oberoi Hotel for kids. Children from local Orphanages were invited. MJ played with the kids and offered gifts and chocolates to them which he had brought with him.

Bash held for MJ
Later that evening, Bharat Shah (Hindi Film financier) held a special event to exclusively welcome MJ to India. The event was attended by all famous Bollywood celebrities and Royal Families from various parts of India.
Michael only made a 3 minute appearance before heading to his room for some rest. Everyone in the bash was left high and dry as they could not meet him personally. But 2 individuals did had a lucky night.

Anupam Kher jumped on the stage brushing aside tight security and grabbed Michael Jackson’s hand to shake it, uttering ‘Yeah Woo, woo’.
Second lucky person was acclaimed writer Shobha De. Later on Shobha De told the media that “Shaking hands with him was like an orgasm!”.

Soon after Bharat Shah presented MJ with the silver replica of Taj Mahal.

Next Day another party for kids
On the day of concert, Michael invited 50 kids to his room. He ordered burgers and cakes for all. Kids were seen sitting on his lap and playing with him. Jackson specially arranged a photo session with kids. The sofas and the surrounding were draped with Indian Saree’s to give it an Indian touch.

The Concert
On November 1, The Concert, the Show, the phenomenon happened at Andheri Sports Complex.
Jackson’s own Special teams were called for setting up the stage. All the equipment was imported by 3 Russian Antanov cargo planes. There were an 3 teams – assembling team for setting up the stage, a dismantling team for bringing down the whole structure and a standby team for further assistance.
Preparation had started few days before only. It took 24 hours for the team to build the stage and less then 6 hours for dismantling.

The Stage was 210 feet long and 60 feet deep. The green room as usual was made beneath the stage. The area had a meditation room, rest room, photography room and a VIP guest room. Although no one was allowed inside except the security and his staff.
Every room was decorated in Traditional Indian appearance. His whole visit was televised on Sony Entertainment Channel.

The show had spectacular fireworks, Dazzling light effects and a sold out arena.
Event was anchored by Mahru Shaikh and Javed Jaffery.

A special route was planned for MJ from his hotel to the Stadium. He reached the venue at 8:30PM.

Michael appeared in a Space shuttle dressed in a silver suit. He performed 20 of his popular songs. Danced, jumped, moved all around the stage in his trademark performance.

Michael Jackson’s love interest with Indian food
MJ tried several Indian dishes during his stay. He had a ‘masala dosa‘ for breakfast and the next morning he ate ‘Allu Paranthas with Makkhan‘. All his meals included Indian dishes such as butter chicken with butter naans, tandoori chicken and spicy Indian Veg curries.
On the day he left, he ordered lots of naans, tandoori chicken, paranthas and other dishes to accompany him on his flight out of India.

Jackson left a message to India on a pillow and a frame
Michael wrote a message on a pillow he slept on to all his Indian Fans.
The Note said
India, all my life I have longed to see your face. I met you and your people and fell in love with you. Now my heart is filled with sorrow and despair for I have to leave, but I promise I shall return to love you and caress you again. Your kindness has overwhelmed me, your spiritual awareness has moved me, and your children have truly touched my heart. They are the face of God. I truly love and adore you India. Forever, continue to love, heal and educate the children, the future shines on them. You are my special love, India. Forever, may God always bless you .
— Michael Jackson.

Later on the pillow was held for auction at an charity event which Bharat Shah bought it for himself for a large sum of money.

MJ wrote another small message on a frame i quote "God Bless India, My special Love – Michael Jackson"

Video Footage of Michael Jackson performing in Mumbai, India
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4OBn2M1fRE

Video Coverage of Michael Jackson’s tour to India
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG4-HqK0r3Y

Pictures of Michael Jackson’s visit to India
http://movies.ndtv.com/gallerydetails.aspx?category=Movies&id=4220&picno=1&section=Bollywood%20&ShowID=173#BD

PS: There are lot more memories of MJ to be shared so my next post will also be dedicated to ‘The King of POP’ . The Life of MJ(1958-2009)

Quote of the Day:
“If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.”

- Michael Jackson





Better Late Than Never–Happy New Year

19 03 2009

Its been ages since I posted anything on the blog and as the list is endless so as to why I wasn’t posting anything so lets just not even start it.Instead lets talk about what all was special in the year 2008.Here is a list of top 5 of almost everything in 2008:

Top 5 Personal Accomplishments

  1. NIKISH <3.
  2. Became a blogger and people loved it too.
  3. Joined S60 and met the most inspiring and loving people ever.
  4. A brief stint with modelling – Cover Page of a magazine and S60 editorial.
  5. Got a job and currently working with Microsoft.

Top 5 News(World)

  1. America got its first black president in Barack Obama – Obamania!!
  2. Recession glooms over the World – Several businesses forced to close doors.
  3. China Olympics – first time China hosted the Olympic Games.
  4. Shoe throwing Incident on Bush – Muntadhar al-Zeidi, a journalist, threw the shoes.
  5. Pakistan

Top 5 News(India)

  1. Business capital Mumbai was under worst terrorist attack on 26/11.
  2. India’s First Unmanned Mission to Moon – Chandayaan-1 on 22/10.
  3. IPL+Cheerleaders became a craze and cricketers became richer.
  4. Aarushi Talwar – Murder Mystery still remains an unsolved mystery .
  5. India safe from the Worldwide Recession.

Top 5 Bollywood Movies:

  1. Ghajni
  2. Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
  3. Singh is King
  4. Jodha Akbar
  5. Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na

Top 5 Hollywood Movies:

  1. The Incredible Hulk
  2. The Dark Knight
  3. Wall –E
  4. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  5. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Top 5 Bollywood Bombshells

  1. Priyanka Chopra
  2. Katrina Kaif
  3. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan
  4. Deepika Padukone
  5. Kareena Kapoor

Top 5 Bollywood Songs

  1. Kaise Mujhe (Ghajini): Benny Dayal & Shreya Ghoshal, Music by A.R.Rahman
  2. Kabhi Kabhi Aditi(Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na): Singer: Rashid Ali, Music by A.R.Rahman
  3. TuHiMeriDostHai(Yuvvraaj):Singers:A.R.Rahmanand Shreya Goshal,Music A.R.Rahman
  4. Tum Ho Toh(Rock On): Singer: Farhan Akhtar, Music by Shankar Ehsaan Loy
  5. Zara Si Dil Mein(Jannat): singer: K.K, Music by Pritam

Top 5 Hollywood Songs

  1. Hot N Cold – Kate Perry
  2. Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) – Beyonce
  3. Womanizer – Brinry Spears
  4. Gotta Be Somebody – NickelBack
  5. Disturbia – Rihanna

Top 5 iPod Alternatives

  1. SanDisk Sansa Clip
  2. Samsung P2
  3. Microsoft Zune 120
  4. Cowon iAudio D2
  5. Sony Walkman A720/A820

Top 5 Podcasts (Music)

  1. The Acoustic Lounge on KSFS
    2. Irish Flute Tunes
    3. Mike Rizzy
    4. TromboneLessons.com Video Podcast
    5. Hannah Holland

Top 5 Consumer Complaints

  1. Identity Theft – 313,982 complaints
  2. Third Party and Creditor Debt Collection – 104,642 complaints
  3. Shop-at-home and Catalog Sales – 52, 615 complaints
  4. Internet Services – 52,102 complaints
  5. Foreign Money and Counterfeit Scams – 38,505 complaints

Top 5 Gadgets That Could Get You Arrested

  1. The WASP Knife
  2. Sonar II Burner
  3. EMT Paintball Sentry Turret
  4. Fiber Laser Marking System
  5. Lil’ Buttie LB110

Top 5 Amazing Astronomy Discoveries

  1. Alien worlds
  2. Martian life?
  3. Dark energy
  4. Black hole antics
  5. Solving Mercury mysteries

Top 5 Incredible Science Discoveries

  1. The Arctic melts
  2. Electron filmed for the first time
  3. Huge new population of gorillas discovered
  4. Memory’s limit found
  5. Stronger link between birds and dinosaurs

Top 5 most anticipated game

  1. Grand Theft Auto IV
  2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  3. Spore
  4. The Agency
  5. Ghostbusters: The Video Game

Top 5 Broadcasting Uproars

  1. Phone Filth Call Shocker
  2. Strictly Come Voting
  3. Socks Off
  4. Antiques Road Show Desecrated
  5. A Master at Work

Top 5 Cyber Security News

  1. SQL injection attacks
  2. Hannaford Brothers supermarket breach
  3. Dan Kaminsky and DNS dangers
  4. Microsoft Vista adoption issues
  5. Slowing the spam surge

Top 5 VoIP Threats

  1. DoS (denial of service) Attacks on VoIP Networks
  2. VoIP Eavesdropping
  3. Microsoft Office Communications Server
  4. Vishing by VoIP
  5. VoIP Attacks Against Service Providers

Top 10 hottest phones

  1. Nokia N96
  2. Sony Ericsson Xperia X1
  3. Samsung Soul
  4. Sony Ericsson W980
  5. NTT Docomo Wellness phone

Top 5 Cellphone Letdowns

  1. iPhone 3G
  2. Google G1
  3. Palm Treo Pro
  4. Motorola Z10
  5. LG Dare

The list is endless,In fact I’ve more than 50 more Top 5 lists that I compiled so if anybody needs a list of anything else just leave a comment and I’ll be more than happy to add it to my post.

PS:In a bid to make-up for keeping all of my avid readers waiting for posts,I’ll be distributing free songs,movies,software’s so just a leave a comment stating what you need and leave the rest to me.It can be anything,a song or movie you were trying to find for ages or an application that you don’t want to pay for but a need a a full version.

Quote of the Day:
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.
–Robert Burton





Remembering The Good Old 90’s (Jaane Kahaan Gaye Woh Din)

10 10 2008

When I recently visited my blog it seemed like a tech blog to me rather than a blog for all genres.So, I decided no more posts on technology instead lets visit ‘The Good Old 90’s.’ One thing I always wondered after growing up and getting all involved in gizmos and technology is how did I manage without all these things(PC,Mobile,Playstation,IPod etc) when I was young?

So,lets just revisit the golden era once again and see….

How did one survive growing up in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s?

We had no seatbelts, no airbags and sitting in the back of a truck was a treat…
Our baby prams had the most gorgeous lead based colours…
No such thing as tamper proof bottle tops…
Opening kitchen cupboards was a breeze… as safety locks were unheard off…
Cycling was like a breath of fresh air…
No safety helmets, knee pads or elbow pads, with plenty of cardboard’s between spokes to make it sound like a motorbike…
When thirsty we only drank tap water, bottled water was still a mystery…
We kept busy collecting bits & pieces so we could build all sort of things … and we were fearless on our bikes even when the brakes failed going downhill…
We were showing off how tough we are, by how high we could climb trees & then jumping down….It was great fun….
We could stay out to play for hours, as long as we got back before dark, in time for dinner…
We walked to school, or sometimes we even rode our bike.

We had no mobile phones, but we always managed to find each other…!!
How??  No one knows…
We lost teeth, broke arms & legs, we got cuts and bruises and bloody noses…. nobody complained as we had so much fun, it wasn’t anybody’s fault, only ours
We ate everything in sight, cakes, bread, chocolate, ice-cream, sweet sugary drinks, yet, we stayed skinny by fooling around.
And if one of us was lucky to find a 1 litre coca cola bottle we all had a swag from it & guess what? Nobody picked up any germs…
We did not have Play Stations, MP3, Nintendo’s, I-Pods, Video games, 99 Cable TV channels, DVD’s, Home Cinema, Mobile phones, Home Computers, Laptops, Chat-rooms, Internet, etc … BUT, we had REAL FRIENDS!!!!
We called on friends to come out to play, never rang the doorbell, just went around the back…
We loved being let loose in the big bad world…without bodyguards…
We played with sticks and stones, played cowboys and Indians, doctors and nurses, hide and seek, soccer games, over and over again…
When we failed our exams we were given a second chance by simply repeating the same grade…without visiting psychiatrists, psychologists or counsellors…
Such were the days…
We had freedom, success, disappointments and responsibilities. ..
Most of all, we learned to respect others…

Now lets,have a look what we had on TV those days that always kept us busy even when their was only 1 channel:

ddlogo
Doordarshan Logo

DDss
Doordarshan’s Screensaver

humlog                        Humlog(India’s First Family Soap)

malgudi
Malgudi Days

DBD
Dekh Bhai Dekh

Ramayan
Ramayan

Mile sur mera tumhara
Mile Sur Mera Tumhara

turnin point
Turning Point

bharat ek khoj
Bharath Ek Khoj

alif laila
Alif Laila

byomkesh bakshi
Byomkesh Bakshi

tehkikat
Tehkikaat

heman
He Man

ddnews
Salma Sultana DD News Reader

vico
Vicco turmeric,
Nahin cosmetic
Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream

nirma
Twaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggg
Washin powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma
Doodh si safedi, Nirma se aayi
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaaye

complan

Complan Boy(Shahid Kapoor) and Girl (Ayesha Takia)

surbhi

Surabhi:  Renuka Sahane and Siddharth

Then were ‘Mungerilal ke hasin sapane’ and ‘karamchand’…’Vikram Betal’, etc.

Quote of the Day:
Commonsense and good nature will do a lot to make the pilgrimage of life not too difficult.
–William Somerset Maugham





HOTEL KERALA-FONIA

10 02 2008

Here is a our own desi take on the Cult-Classic hit Hotel California by The Eagles.Its simply hilarious….It seems that its from down south according to the name,funny lyrics and the way its sung….Listen to it and have a great laugh :-)

On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don’t like the look of his smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering “No power today”
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It’s infested here
It’s infested here

His finger’s stuck up his nostril
He’s got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that’s just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room’s full of mice
He said,
Don’t worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can’t cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God’s Own Country? Oh, Hell!

Quote of the Day:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.             – Billy Cosby


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If Aamir Khan did not make Taare Zameen Par

21 01 2008

taare_zameen_par “If you want to know how good Taare is, just go to your nearest theater and watch the people coming out after the show. The cacophony that surrounds a crowd exiting a theater will be missing. Some would be walking in slow motion. Some would look petrified.. At least that’s what happened in the theater I went to. Not a single soul was talking after the movie, probably because what everyone saw on screen was not fiction, but a semi-biography of his/her own life. In fact, the normally rowdiest gang in a theatre (ie my friends and I) that is uber vocal at the end of a film left the theater in pin drop silence. The first thing we said to each other – ‘ Aamir Bhai has done it again.’
Indeed, Aamir Khan had done it again. I have a gut feeling that Taare would change people like no other movie has previously done.

I know only Aamir can make a film like Taare. But let us assume he did not make it (dream on!). What would the film have been like?

1.If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par   karan-johar
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child(even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom(assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchan as the kid’s dad.
Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid’s mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else’s girl.
It would have one dance number.
The film would be titled ‘Kuch Taare Zameen Par.’

2.If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare Zameen Par SanjayLeelaBhansali

Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.
Rani as the mother.
Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.
An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.
Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.
The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a *beep* difference.
The film would cost 60 crores.

3.If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher (yawn). 
In the original Taare, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself. farah
The story would be changed to make sure the above happened.The focus of the film would be a teacher who helps a kid fight dyslexia.
To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in. Oh idea!! Nikumbh’s character likes another teacher and the kiddo helps him.. throw in some comedy moments there and you have romance and comedy settled. For action.. hmm.. lemme see… oh yah, the kid gets kidnapped and the teacher fights the baddies to save him. Wow!! I’m quite an imaginative writer. I can see how Farah can write a film from scratch in two weeks straight.
The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny image of the kid in the background.

4.If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par
Obvious starcast:
Hrithik Roshan as the teacher.
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know. rakesh-roshan
In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype.
Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid’s prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.
The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
The film’s name would again start with a K.. probably ‘Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par’.
The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. This would mean a scene with Roshan jr flexing his muscles, and a dance competition in the end, instead of an arts competition.

5.If Priyadarshan made Taare Zameen Par:
Obvious starcast:
Akshay Kumar as the teacher.
Paresh Rawal as the kid’s dad.
It would be a brainless comedy. The kid’s dyslexia would be made fun of. Half the times the parents will be running after the kid from one room to the other and that, in the director’s opinion, would be funny. priyadarshan
The film will be full of sex jokes. So for example, when Akshay would come to the parents telling them that their son has dyslexia, the ignorant father would say something inappropriate like ‘iss umar mein? par kaise, woh to hamesha boys school mein padha hai!’. And yes, the director would think it is funny.
In the climax of the film all the characters in the film would run around in the amphitheater for no reason, spilling colors on each other. That’s where the film will end, without any logical conclusion.
And of course, Paresh Rawal would emote like an epileptic himself making us question the boy’s mental abilities anyway.
                                                   ~~~~
I know there are a lot of other directors, but I choose these guys because I feel they are the most gutless or overrated directors we have today. They keep doing the same *beep* again and again and more often than not depend on the stars to carry a *beep* film forward. They have no courage to try something non-nonsense, something that can use the medium of cinema for a little more than just entertainment, in spite of being the most sought after directors in the country
The reason I am making this comparison at all is to show how Aamir (and Amol Gupte) has made a pure film, without giving into the temptation of masala or ‘what would the audience like to see’ philosophy; for giving chance to fantastic yet unknown actors like Vipin Sharma and Tisca Chopra (I love Tisca); for riding against the tide; for not trying to hog the limelight in the film by happily playing second fiddle to the boy (even Aamir Khan’s name comes after Darsheel Sarfi, the boy, in the credits); for giving the audience something different once again as an entertainer; and for truly caring about the society and using the medium to bring a change.
I remember earlier this year SRK made a statement: ‘films are for entertainment; messages are for post offices.’ Well Aamir Khan has proved that cinema is probably the best medium for giving a message and I can say that looking at the face of every person in the cinema hall. Not only that, he has proved (yet again!) that a message can be entertaining.
Behold bollywood bigshots, Aamir the director has arrived. With just one film, he has set the bar higher than most of you can only dream of reaching.”

 

Quote of the Day:
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.
–Anonymous

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Driving License in IRAQ

10 01 2008

After posting for Personal & Technology section, I’ve decided to spice up the blog with some Humour…hehehe , I mean who doesn’t want that and the first post in the Fun & Entertainment section says it all :

Have a look at a genuine driving license of Fatima in Iraq and like me wish that you could posses it as one license would be more than enough for all the females in the Family or the whole neighbourhood : -

Iraqi Drving License

Quote of the Day:
The two foes of human happiness are pain and boredom.
–Arthur Schopenhauer

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