Apple Does It Yet Again….

Quite expected by an Apple product lover like me.Time and time Apple has proved itself by launching revolutionary products and becoming a pioneer each time,this time too its no exception.Alright,I guess its getting too much so I should let out the big secret…

MacBook Air is ultrathin, ultraportable, and ultra unlike anything else. But you don’t lose inches and pounds overnight. It’s the result of rethinking conventions. Of multiple wireless innovations. And of breakthrough design. With MacBook Air, mobile computing suddenly has a new standard.

Design

What makes the Air so thin?

MacBook Air is nearly as thin as your index finger. Practically every detail that could be streamlined has been. Yet it still has a 13.3-inch widescreen LED display, full-size keyboard, and large multi-touch trackpad. It’s incomparably portable without the usual ultraportable screen and keyboard compromises.

Features

So many innovations.So little space.

The incredible thinness of MacBook Air is the result of numerous size- and weight-shaving innovations. From a slimmer hard drive to strategically hidden I/O ports to a lower-profile battery, everything has been considered and reconsidered with thinness in mind.

What else on Earth would you need from your laptop…Nothing for me atleast and if you think the same as I do then grab yours as soon as possible because it goes on sale from today(30/1/2008).

Quote of the Day:
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives praise.
–Lucius Annæus Seneca

9th AUTO-EXPO 2008,THE AUTOMOTIVE SHOW,NEW DELHI,INDIA

Wow! Finally got a chance to blog…literally I was craving for it as I had so much to share but was not getting the time…Today I had made up mind that by hook or crook I am gonna post all the information about the recent activities.So lets begin with the auto-expo:

After waiting for two complete years,The Grand show for automobile enthusiasts like me was held from 10th-17th January at the same venue yet again Pragiti Maidan

and undoubtedly it was a very special Auto Expo for Indian citizens this year all thanks to Mr.Ratan Tata who ruled out the critics & rivals all over world by proving his mettle by re-inventing the Car and launching the most anticipating vehicle ever,named NANO(1 billionth of a unit).With Tata Nano came the Nano-Mania …Simply a crowd puller and I witnessed it all that the small wonder was by far the most sought after object of the auto-expo racing ahead of all the glamour added by the beautiful ladies & automobiles from around the world.We have suddenly become the leaders of the world by giving the world the cheapest car in the world.The Nano’s looks are terrific by any standard,you won’t be embarrassed to sit in it.Nor will you be uncomfortable.I must mention that Nano is the best thing since the Model T.Before moving on from the NANO-Mania,Let me share all the prescribed names for the People’s Car:

• Lakh Takia
• Buddha Car
• Mamata
• Despite Mamata

(For more information about Tata NANO please visit www.tatapeoplescar.com)

Top Crowd Pullers following the Nano were:

• Concept A-Star

• VW’s UP

• Cadillac

• VW’s Beetle

• Fiat 500

• Yokohama Performance Car

• Bajaj’s 1Lakh Rupees Dream Car

• DC’s Ambierod

• Suzuki Concept S

• Honda Accord & Jazz

• Yamaha Girls

• Cleaning Girl from Germany

For More Images and To See The Complete Album for Auto-Expo -

Quote of the Day:
If your number one goal is to make sure that everyone likes and approves of you, then you risk sacrificing your uniqueness and, therefore, your excellence.
–Anonymous

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If Aamir Khan did not make Taare Zameen Par

“If you want to know how good Taare is, just go to your nearest theater and watch the people coming out after the show. The cacophony that surrounds a crowd exiting a theater will be missing. Some would be walking in slow motion. Some would look petrified.. At least that’s what happened in the theater I went to. Not a single soul was talking after the movie, probably because what everyone saw on screen was not fiction, but a semi-biography of his/her own life. In fact, the normally rowdiest gang in a theatre (ie my friends and I) that is uber vocal at the end of a film left the theater in pin drop silence. The first thing we said to each other – ‘ Aamir Bhai has done it again.’
Indeed, Aamir Khan had done it again. I have a gut feeling that Taare would change people like no other movie has previously done.

I know only Aamir can make a film like Taare. But let us assume he did not make it (dream on!). What would the film have been like?

1.If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par  
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child(even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom(assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchan as the kid’s dad.
Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid’s mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else’s girl.
It would have one dance number.
The film would be titled ‘Kuch Taare Zameen Par.’

2.If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare Zameen Par

Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.
Rani as the mother.
Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.
An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.
Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.
The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a *beep* difference.
The film would cost 60 crores.

3.If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher (yawn). 
In the original Taare, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make sure the above happened.The focus of the film would be a teacher who helps a kid fight dyslexia.
To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in. Oh idea!! Nikumbh’s character likes another teacher and the kiddo helps him.. throw in some comedy moments there and you have romance and comedy settled. For action.. hmm.. lemme see… oh yah, the kid gets kidnapped and the teacher fights the baddies to save him. Wow!! I’m quite an imaginative writer. I can see how Farah can write a film from scratch in two weeks straight.
The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny image of the kid in the background.

4.If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par
Obvious starcast:
Hrithik Roshan as the teacher.
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know.
In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype.
Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid’s prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.
The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
The film’s name would again start with a K.. probably ‘Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par’.
The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. This would mean a scene with Roshan jr flexing his muscles, and a dance competition in the end, instead of an arts competition.

5.If Priyadarshan made Taare Zameen Par:
Obvious starcast:
Akshay Kumar as the teacher.
Paresh Rawal as the kid’s dad.
It would be a brainless comedy. The kid’s dyslexia would be made fun of. Half the times the parents will be running after the kid from one room to the other and that, in the director’s opinion, would be funny.
The film will be full of sex jokes. So for example, when Akshay would come to the parents telling them that their son has dyslexia, the ignorant father would say something inappropriate like ‘iss umar mein? par kaise, woh to hamesha boys school mein padha hai!’. And yes, the director would think it is funny.
In the climax of the film all the characters in the film would run around in the amphitheater for no reason, spilling colors on each other. That’s where the film will end, without any logical conclusion.
And of course, Paresh Rawal would emote like an epileptic himself making us question the boy’s mental abilities anyway.
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I know there are a lot of other directors, but I choose these guys because I feel they are the most gutless or overrated directors we have today. They keep doing the same *beep* again and again and more often than not depend on the stars to carry a *beep* film forward. They have no courage to try something non-nonsense, something that can use the medium of cinema for a little more than just entertainment, in spite of being the most sought after directors in the country
The reason I am making this comparison at all is to show how Aamir (and Amol Gupte) has made a pure film, without giving into the temptation of masala or ‘what would the audience like to see’ philosophy; for giving chance to fantastic yet unknown actors like Vipin Sharma and Tisca Chopra (I love Tisca); for riding against the tide; for not trying to hog the limelight in the film by happily playing second fiddle to the boy (even Aamir Khan’s name comes after Darsheel Sarfi, the boy, in the credits); for giving the audience something different once again as an entertainer; and for truly caring about the society and using the medium to bring a change.
I remember earlier this year SRK made a statement: ‘films are for entertainment; messages are for post offices.’ Well Aamir Khan has proved that cinema is probably the best medium for giving a message and I can say that looking at the face of every person in the cinema hall. Not only that, he has proved (yet again!) that a message can be entertaining.
Behold bollywood bigshots, Aamir the director has arrived. With just one film, he has set the bar higher than most of you can only dream of reaching.”

 

Quote of the Day:
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.
–Anonymous

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Driving License in IRAQ

After posting for Personal & Technology section, I’ve decided to spice up the blog with some Humour…hehehe , I mean who doesn’t want that and the first post in the Fun & Entertainment section says it all :

Have a look at a genuine driving license of Fatima in Iraq and like me wish that you could posses it as one license would be more than enough for all the females in the Family or the whole neighbourhood : -

Quote of the Day:
The two foes of human happiness are pain and boredom.
–Arthur Schopenhauer

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32 Reasons That Would Make You Hate The Apple Iphone

Believe it or not but its true….The most sought after phone/gizmo/gadget the Apple Iphone is a fluke and it seems that the computer giants Apple Inc launched an alpha or a beta version for the public in a hurry to capture the market share.The gimmick would convince none but the most credulous.Now lets have a look at the following reasons to know why it really SUCKS :

1. At $599, it is ridiculously expensive. (Add in the cost of an AT&T contract and you get close to $1500)

2. Those who want to buy one must sell their soul to evil mega-corporation AT&T.

3. Japan already has technologically superior phones, and they’re far cheaper.

4. Slower Internet than the commercials show: “The data experience is going to be very slow. If you’re on a cellular network, [using the Internet] is going to be very slow.”

5. Initial reports indicate that YouTube is slow and crappy using cellular network Internet/EDGE. It’s nothing like in the commercials.

6. You cannot remove its battery. Thanks for replicating one of the biggest complaints about the ipod, Apple!

7. The glass touch screen of the iPhone guarantees that thousands of customers who drop their phones will have cracked screens.

8. The touchscreen keyboard sucks, according to those who have used the phone.

9. It can’t send MMS picture messages.

10. The camera has little or no options, and the pictures it takes aren’t very good.

11. It lacks proper support for Flash websites. So much for the Internet.

12. It can’t record video.

13. “Pinching” pictures to zoom might look neat in commercials, but many reviewers are saying it actually sucks.

14. It lacks 3G high-speed data transfer.

15. No songs as ringtones.

16. No GPS.

17. It doesn’t work under 64-bit Windows XP / Windows Vista!!!!!!! Thanks for not including that in your Windows System Requirements, Apple!

18. It only allows for a maximum of 1 picture to be attached to each e-mail you send.

19. It doesn’t have a file browser/organizer.

20. Its default ringtones suck.

21. You can not save documents on it: documents can only be viewed as attachments when they’re sent to your e-mail address.

22. No games!!

23. Its “quick list” dialling sucks compared to traditional speed dialling, which it lacks..

24. Long activation waits: many new iPhone users are reporting that they are being told to wait hours or even days to activate service for their phone. Thanks, AT&T!

25. Heat issues: the iPhone can get very hot when it is in use.

26. Deceptive Ads: Apple has been using models with gigantic hands in their advertisements for the iPhone in an effort to trick consumers into believing it is more compact.

27. Many of the positive press reports about the iPhone are influenced by newspapers and TV networks that simply want to profit from the hypefest, or even worse, reporters who are looking to sell books about the iPhone.

28. It creates incredibly annoying iPhone fanboys.

29. No Bluetooth file transfer (pictures, music, videos), which is a pre-requisite for any phone.

30. Can’t copy-paste text

31. Downloading audio and pictures and saving them from safari browser is not allowed, you can only play mp3’s not save them.

32.Ironical but can’t select and delete multiple messages at once or even send a message to multiple people.

So, be the judge yourself and spend your hard-earned money on a blunder like this.

Quote of the Day:
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
–Dr. E. Land

1-1-2008 The First Day of the year

Hmmmmm wow what a great feeling it is…The first day of the year…A new beginning – a new life – a fresh start…everything seems so nice…everyone recalling their resolutions and planning to follow them from day one..Ah but I beg to differ as everything exactly the opposite happened with me…no no its not because of the hangover…To begin with this 31st the party I went to in Chattarpur Farms didn’t even have music lol, secondly I had decided not to drink beforehand and I lived up to it and to top it all one of the friend I went with passed out at 11:30 and it took 3hrs to get him back on his feet after slapping,kicking,throwing chilled water and giving lemonade.So wasn’t a great start to the year anyway’s but before sleeping at around 6:30am I decided will try and make the day better than what I had experienced the previous night but to my horror I woke up and saw the time it was 4pm half the day had already gone..still I never gave up and told myself now will do better.

Did absolutely nothing all day long other than lazing around and finally before I went hysterical thinking about what to do I started updating my blog as you know its my life nowadays and nothing bad in that ‘cos all these notes may seem silly right now but a few years later they will bring back old memories..Memories are Priceless atleast for me.Talking about memories lets see the things that happened with me in the year 2007 Happy New Year – 2008(Leap Year) .

As its the first day of the year let me share some short-term goals to be achieved before the end of this month :

• Pursue my Master’s from a well sort after university
• Get a pleasing job with no hidden notions
• Convince my parents to shift my place
• Join a gym
• Focus on my energy and not to waste it in the form of anger

 

Quote of the Day:
If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don’t, you will find an excuse.
–Anonymous